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i’m a slut
hi my name is tyler and i never get on tumblr except to stalk natalie in the shadows
benefits of dating me
- you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
from the master himself, Mitch Hedburg
- dipshit teenager: THE CURTAINS WERE BLUE YOU'RE READING TOO FAR INTO THINGS
- teacher: Well, there are common symbols used in literature to subtly underline a theme. Bathing in water and the like is associated with rebirth, and so on and so forth. I went to university for years to study this, so not to be rude, but I think I know what I'm talking a--
- dipshit: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING WOW I HATE THIS CLASS
hi tumblr o-o
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Cat with no legs
This legless cat rocks my socks (that have legs in them). (thanks @cathicks)
This legless cat is the creepiest adorable thing I’ve ever seen, or most adorable creepy thing. Either way, I’ll take one.
(thanks for the link, Dyna M!)
I will name him Shuffles and I will love him and make him tiny boots yessss
(Source: youtube.com)
Adorable superheroes, get on my bloggg.
Why is Superman so stout haha
How are you
How are you supposed to feel when you have to tell your father to be an adult.
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Fucked.
